Of liquid consistency

My son Jack, who is a baby, wears diapers. And like most babies, Jack is wont to fill that diaper with baby poop. Oftentimes it is readily clear that Jack is in the process of converting his diaper from empty to full. And if you think that Amy likes it when I say "Jack is making some crap soup" then you could not be more wrong.

All right, all right, I'll buy it.

Best Buy wanted to make sure I was aware that the Goblet of Fire DVD was available this week. Thanks, Best Buy.







It looked more humorously excessive in the ad, but you get the idea.