"I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way."

I need a haircut. My fingernails are about ready for another round of clipping. My goatee is getting a little out of hand. I really need to shave. I've gotten to the point where I normally only shave once or twice a week. I'm still keeping up my daily shower regimen though. That's gotta be worth something.

Kyle hasn't posted in 23 days.

What kind of tans can they expect?

If you're ever in the mood to go play a game then you'd better be sure to look to see the sights. Because how else are you gonna see them? How? That's right, there's no other way you could possibly see anything. Ever. Again. In life. Does this post frighten and confuse you?

Stream of consciousness

There are so few times in life when you're together out on the open road and Jim Edmonds hits a grand slam on a ball four pitch and he rounds the bases without tying his shoes only to reach home plate and the umpire is waiting with a cream pie to throw in his face before he runs for congress without getting a single vote and then it's strike two and how did that happen without anyone telling me and where's that key lime pie I bought, oh two runs score and it's almost tied up and my dad never taught me to tie a tie i had to buy a clip on and then clip some newspaper articles about south american birds in the arctic because what are they doing there and when minute maid goes down it goes down smooth and achingly refreshing but i sold all my stocks to the hobo in the red dress without even asking and then he gave me a strawberry smoothie thank you very much and then i hit him with a pop fly and it's almost tied up but now there's one out and i gave the fairy that whole box of cookies which he ate of course and then thanked me kindly by making me king of my own country which i decided to make in the pacific, not on an island just in the middle of the ocean and it's a very nice place and who needs punctuation when you live on the water maybe in a boat but probably not and then it all ends before your very eyes and hey better increase that font size because in the end that's what it's all about. There I blogged.