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I wrote a textbook! Who knew? My middle initial has been changed for my protection however. Someone should read my textbook and tell me if they like it and what it's about.

Well that's good news.

There's this store in the Houston Center called Fragrance Shop, and I walk by it whenever I go to Chick-Fil-A for lunch (which I did today). They have this sign taped next to the door...well it's not an actual sign, just a piece of printer paper with a message printed in all caps. The message is this: YES, WE HAVE 30-DAY LAY-WAY. The response in my head is always, "Thanks, I didn't ask, but good to know." I assume 'lay-way' is the same thing as 'layaway' but I'm only guessing. I don't know, that just strikes me as strange.

Five Packets of Polynesian Sauce

I collected them from my Chick-Fil-A visits a couple weeks ago, and now their home is the drawer in my desk at work. They keep it safe.

April 27 was 2 months and 3 days ago. Or 9 weeks and 1 day. However you look at it, Rella's taken quite the hiatus for himself. It's the longest Quailman drought since his return to fine posting form back in October. His absence also coincides with his return to his Houston home. Perhaps The Greatest Task is even more monumental than Kyle expected and he is still hard at work on compiling the list. Perhaps he is just reluctant to post on the computer at his house, but if there is a reason for this it is unknown. Shed a tear and say a prayer, the world needs its Quail info.

I was at Ground Zero Comics in Tyler last weekend. I needed/wanted to buy a few comic books, plus I'd never been in that shop before so I also wanted to check it out. Anyway there was this group of people in the corner playing that card game, Magic the Gathering. I don't know anything about it, I assume it's the latest form of role-playing game in the vein of Dungeons and Dragons, it seems pretty dorky to me. But I saw them there playing it, and the impression I got was that they regularly met there to play and they all seemed pretty serious about it. "Yikes, what a bunch of nerds," I thought. Then I got back to my business and thought "I wonder where the Star Wars comics are." Shutup.