What do your Rice Krispies say to you?

Point 1) Half-Blood Prince is going to be 672 pages long. I hope that by page 100 Winky has met a gruesome death. I hate that elf and I want to see some come-uppance!

Point 2) I usually listen to ESPN790 on my way to the Park & Ride each morning. It's a very short drive but I always manage to catch the local traffic report from some lady who calls herself "Helen Wheels." This is a really, really stupid fake name.

Point 3) I got three text messages yesterday in a span of five minutes. They went like this...

[Drew] I will not pay for some crack pot old fool to teach him magic tricks.
[Jenna] ...cause we're livin in the land of the lost!!
[Brian] Back to work today. Im working on a response to yr email as we speak...


"Learning them is cool."