From Concentrate With Added Ingredient

Every morning when I get to work I go straight to the refrigerator to fetch a little can of Welch's (since 1869) 100% Grape Juice. Amount of liquid contained within? 5.5 fluid ounces. Because clearly a full 6oz would be riddikulus. (I apologize for nothing). But really, 5.5 is enough to repeatedly send me to the bathroom for the remainder of the day, which I don't understand. Also, people who don't take the time to write or say "refrigerator" over "the fridge" bother me to no end. Man, I'm just getting warmed up.

UPDATE: See comments for further proof that "fridge" is a stupid abbreviation.