Friday, March 26, 2004

"Arriba!!"

That's the only additional thing my source (who is closely linked to Bob Throisinsky's question) could come up with. The spanish word for 'up.' We're pretty sure it came right before the "Tex Mex..." And my source also agrees that the Coca Cola song was included. Other details are sketchy. We scold Bob for submitting a question with no definite answer. For shame.

When I'm told by people that they hated "Lost in Translation," I have to restrain myself from replying, "You are saying more about yourself than about the film." -- Roger Ebert

That quote appeared in Ebert's "Answer Man" column on March 21st. I don't particularly like Ebert but I'd have to say I've got more respect for his opinion than the opinion of any other professional critic. And I feel his above statement is pretty much on par with how I feel about the the average movie-going public.

I'll be the first to admit that my level of Harry Potter interest classifies me as a Nerd. And I'm proud of that. But I'm not above saying that Daniel Hoppel Jr.'s story is positively goofy. Who the blood is Daniel Hoppel Jr.? See for yourself.

How boring was this blog entry?

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

America's Fastest Growing Quiz Sensation

All right, quailfans, it's time for the first installment of the the exciting "Qwednesday Qwiz the Qwailman Qwontest" brought to you by this person. Thousands of you sent in questions you wanted presented to His Quailness and today's lucky winner is Bob Throisinsky of Greenville, Delaware. Bob wants to see if Kyle can finish this classic mantra of yesteryear: "Mmmmm... Tex Mex... this stuff is goooood..." I'm sure if Rella can supply the next line or so then Bob will be satisfied, as will all the rest of Kyle's die hard fans. Great question (er... qwestion), Bob, that one's really gonna test Rella's memory. Kudos. I mean, Qwudos. All right then, now all we have to do is wait and see how Rella decides to give his answer. It could be by email or post office or by posting to his own blog or by IMming everyone in his buddy list. Time will tell.

Monday, March 22, 2004

ESotSM

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each prayer accepted, and each wish resigned.

All right, Jukkity is back online after a month off for maintenance reasons. Sorry for the absence, naturally. The big news that we've yet to cover is of course Kyle's planned return to the great state of Texas. I realize this is old news by now, you are all aware of it, and preparations for his triumphant return celebration are already being set in motion. That being said, here are a few more things we here at Jukkity have learned in the last four weeks.
Los Angeles - the gay cousin of New York City; it's got plenty of cool stuff and great weather, but its traffic and its ideology and my general disdain for the state of California make me pretty certain I'd never want to live there.
Lesbian haircuts - if you've got one, I probably won't like you. And if you also talk non-stop, that doesn't help.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - excellent, excellent movie. See it. And if you haven't seen Michel Gondry's DVD of music videos, see that too.
Wonderfalls - watch it while you can.
Random Quailman quote (one of his greatest) - "... and I think that we should shut down all the railroads, so as to protect the little old ladies who cross from street to street..."

The End.