It's so cold in Alaska.
The Blogger Dashboard says that there are 99 posts on Jukkity. I guess that would make this post #100. Which is monumental in more ways than I could possibly iterate here today. But should anyone out there in cyberspace wish to sing the praises of the numeral C, send your entries to Larry King.
As previously stated, I work in the Esperson building. More specifically, my office is in the masculine side of Houston's "His & Her" Skyscrapers, which has 32 stories. Everyone knows that there are 6 elevators in the lobby, that much is obvious. And they are all lined up along the same wall. Now prepare yourself, for I am about to let you in on a little insider's secret. Only the middle two elevators can get you to floors 17-32, while the other 4 limit access to the 16th floor and below. Since my office is on the 8th floor, I have no use for those two center lifts. But that doesn't matter because my favorite elevator by far is the second one from the left. Because when you push the button and those doors open up, it plays this chime sound that sounds EXACTLY like the first note from Radiohead's No Surprises. Seriously, it is uncannily pitch-perfect. And yes, that was the point of this paragraph.
As previously stated, I work in the Esperson building. More specifically, my office is in the masculine side of Houston's "His & Her" Skyscrapers, which has 32 stories. Everyone knows that there are 6 elevators in the lobby, that much is obvious. And they are all lined up along the same wall. Now prepare yourself, for I am about to let you in on a little insider's secret. Only the middle two elevators can get you to floors 17-32, while the other 4 limit access to the 16th floor and below. Since my office is on the 8th floor, I have no use for those two center lifts. But that doesn't matter because my favorite elevator by far is the second one from the left. Because when you push the button and those doors open up, it plays this chime sound that sounds EXACTLY like the first note from Radiohead's No Surprises. Seriously, it is uncannily pitch-perfect. And yes, that was the point of this paragraph.
10 Comments:
I really expected you to end this blog with "You read it! You can't unread it!" I guess I don't know you as well as I thought.
I'm glad to hear you're on the masculine side of the Esperson skyscrapers.
"What is this, Miami Beach?"
"Not hardly."
"fiawnmu"
Frizzenbopper is a word no man understands.
His & Her skyscrapers? That's not what I heard. You know what I'm talking about.
"You read it! You can't unread it!"
Man, that is now my biggest blog regret. What was I thinking?
"byvyfk"
Brigham Young volunteered you for kicking.
Me too, buddy. Me too.
"whfhv"
William has forgotten having velcro.
I don't know how I came across this, but I did. And it is scary. And I cried. And then navigated away.
"amyqih"
"All Mexican younglings quell insurrections haphazardly."
Hey, take it to the Rando board, Marmaduke.
"yrfmst"
Yodelling really fast means something terrible.
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Man, you take it to the Rando board. My comment was just as—if not more—apropos than Gurley's. No?
"rmwifw"
"Rue McClannahan was indicted for whoring" (cats!)
yuck!
"ammemyy"
Hey! It looks like my name!
Your comment was a bit more ambitiously random, but you're right. My apologies. I was trying to steer things back on topic for reasons unknown. Jukkity has always embraced the Non Sequitur, save for that one relapse.
"ukytgmho"
'Uncle Kevin!' yelled the green martian hopping on.
(?)
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