Cranial Hair

I believe that today my sideburns are officially the bushiest they've ever been.
Business has led to their neglect.
I'm referring to the obsolete definition of business: The condition of being busy.
These sideburns stick out a considerable distance from my face, and the result is quite the goofy look.

Also, yesterday I forgot to shave so it's a wonder that I still have a job today.

Also also, I did a google image search for "bushy sideburns" and I'm glad I did because it showed me this random thing.


Also also also, one of Merriam-Webster's definitions for business is "a bowel movement."