The weirdest thing he ever posted.
- I like to ignore the signature on that drawing and pretend that I drew it.
- In my daily scouring of the web for all things Cher, I came across this little nugget of horror: Cher to show...
- I'm not sure how reliable an Indian website is as a news source, but I think we can all agree that the world needs for this story to be true.
- Bryan, I hope this entry satisfies your craving.
- And now I think we've all got more than we can handle to think about this holiday season.
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Thanks Jukkity! That {does} do it for me. I like Cher. I think that she is so awsome. I can't wait to see her naked on her 60th Birthday. I bet she is sooo hot. Her music make me feel good about myself. I also love her acting. She is an awsome actress. One of the best ever in my opinion. Except for the first two sentences in this paragraph, everything here is exactly the opposite of what I really think. Ha Ha Cher. I bet you felt good about your life for about 8 seconds, then you focused on reality.
Somehow I ended up like I was talking to Cher. I wonder how much the photographer of Cher's Birthday Suit is getting paid? Hundreds? Thousands? One Million Dollars?
What would your price be to do the job?
It seems only fitting that you would be the first to unearth the news about Cher posing nude on her 60th birthday on some undisclosed beach.
How does one come across this information? Did you simply type "nude Cher" into the Google search engine? I demand you come clean.
Do you assume my "daily scouring of the web for all things Cher" was an exaggeration? Every morning when I get to work the first thing I do (after securing my 5.5 oz can of Welch's grape juice) is sit down at my computer and say "OK, here we are...alt.nerd.obsessive.
`Need know Cher nude when'" and minutes later I have my answer.
And I'm sure the photographer is PAYING to take the pictures, not being paid. Because he is lucky.
Well, whether you're scared or not, Cher remains one smoking hot collection of 24 or sometimes 25 sheets of paper of the same size and quality.
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