Was it your lunch, the, uh... Chicken a la King?

Chew on this- Any movie actor is in a movie. For example: Jon Voight was in Anaconda.
But if an actor works in television, he is on a show. Example: Ted Danson was on Cheers.

I ask you, why is this so? And attempting to turn the convention on its head is highly awkward... "I can't decide if I'd rather watch Kevin Spacey on The Usual Suspects or see David Schwimmer in Friends." Strange, no? I guess an actor is forever to be in movies and on tv shows. Oh, what a world...

TiVo, I feel I should point out, is amazing. First it changed my life. And yesterday I slapped a wireless adapter on it and now it plays MP3s from my computer in the other room over the stereo. And it can pull photos from the computer too. What an exciting time to be alive!