Does anybody see?
"Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average speed on even ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, outhouse, doghouse and henhouse in that area. Checkpoints go up to fifteen miles. Your fugitive is the Quailman. Go get him."
Well, let's go, Quailfans. Dispatch those rescue parties to Norman, Oklahoma in search of one Kyle Lee Crosby. In his last transmission he implied suicide, and while at the time it seemed like a joke, there's been no word from him since. Search high and low, check the laundromats, check the Taco Bells, look at the duck pond, see if he's at Aladdin's Castle, make sure he's not playing on the railroad tracks. First to spot him must report back here to receive their $10 Burger King gift certificate reward. Everyone's countin' on ya, quailfans!
Well, let's go, Quailfans. Dispatch those rescue parties to Norman, Oklahoma in search of one Kyle Lee Crosby. In his last transmission he implied suicide, and while at the time it seemed like a joke, there's been no word from him since. Search high and low, check the laundromats, check the Taco Bells, look at the duck pond, see if he's at Aladdin's Castle, make sure he's not playing on the railroad tracks. First to spot him must report back here to receive their $10 Burger King gift certificate reward. Everyone's countin' on ya, quailfans!
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